a mommy to be in 17 weeks

emmugh:

everyone calls it nightblogging but really it’s the australians

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meladoodle:

i’m gonna start a gang but everyone has to wear heelys (and helmets cause we gotta be safe)

+ 33130

ebilflindas:

1969. The birth of the internet. The world is changed forever. Who knows what this new marvelous invention will bring us years from now? What will the future bring us? The possibilities are endless!

2013:

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2-kanye-from-kanye:

xxx

finalbreaths:

perfectly-imperferct:

imfuckedupx:

e-n-d-l-e-ss:

Every 18 minutes someone dies of suicide, every 40 seconds someone attempts to commit.

wanna write this on every bridge

this should be everywhere 

it actually should..

plot twist: i actually died many years ago this is just a queue 

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meladoodle:

*jury voice* we find the defendant guilty! 
“i know you are but what am i?”
*jury is immediately under arrest*

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jesussbabymomma:

jesussbabymomma:

is it petsmart or petsmart

thanks

+ 27187

nonelikerae:

tattoo blog x

matturday:

so I ended my english presentation with “these fatal flaws brought macbeth to his macdeath” and at least 60% of the class groaned

+ 57644

bekn:

in my family i’m the ‘computer whiz’ cause i understand that when u open a new window the previous one isn’t gone 

+ 44251

fattynunchucks:

anus:

im not your average girl

yet another unrealistic standard for women